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Monday, September 13, 2010

Dota tips 101

Been a while since jekids posted anything. Either too busy/lazy. Pick1. Anw today's post is about a lame game we've been playing for too long --- dota.

HOW TO RUN FROM JUGG

Ok basically juz capss-d tt 4 explosiveness. Wat is this about, u mite ask? Its about teaching brainless idiots who play games w/o thinking how to run away from jugg's bladfufy or ts's diabolic edict, n survive. Typical noobs juz run straight n die. Free lessons for u suckas.

THEORY:
First lets look at how a jugg with any experience chases any1 down with bladefury;















Simple; juz rite-clicks the spot in front of the enemy. Lets say u n him both have the same movement speed. How to outrun him? The obvious solution, of cos is to FAKE. Fake the bastard into running a different direction!! Simply running in a diff direction from ur intial course will hav an effect. However, in order to achieve more out of a 1-time fake, 1 hav to turn 90 degrees or more (logic).  How this sucks is tt u mite hav to run away from ur tower/allies, also if the jugg is alert  he mite catch u anw. Any better solution?

.....u got it. Double fake

Lets begin again. Action 1:
















Faded arrows show intial course, Solid shows new dirction u're gonna run in. First step is to produce a mini fake. No need to change too much in direction. Jugg will get ruffled a bit, thn try to adjust his own direction. WAIT FOR HIM TO REACT TO UR MINI FAKE. After tt is whn u produce ur second fake

 Action 2:
Red arrow is the direction jugg tries to go in; he tries to catch up to u again. Nw u run in a direction change of a larger angle! Average human reaction speed is 0.13s. Tt number times 2, +most juggs dun expect a 2nd fake, should ensure ur safety.
 
Above sis end result u should be trying to achieve.
Tts it boys. Cut short a lot, Long enuf post ordy. Further details contact jekids here. All current/ex-dotapros here.
Oh btw dun attempt this on heroes like cg. Pointless. Should be obvious y. Esp if its a wcg cg aka me.

By: Prof zf. Logic is part of life.

Sunday, August 8, 2010

K session!


Cover ur ears coz JE KIDS ARE HERE ! featuring TZC!
Courtesy of SDQ,
we found our preciously funny pictures taken by SDQ
 





toad!


BONUS !

Thursday, July 15, 2010

random shit on "garesoon"








AND THE BEST PICTURE OF THE DAY ................






guess the person correctly and win a prizE!!

Sunday, April 11, 2010

HEY HEY HEY !!!


UPDATE ON THE NEWEST AND THE MOST IN KONG KAM MAX THING !!!


chun wee, lionel n zongting was both dancing on the dancefloor, was very squeezy.

the dj was throwing free lightsticks to the crowd n we manage to get hold of a few.

we crack the lightstick. it starts to glow n we were dancing wif it =)

some time later, coz dancefloor becoming overwhelming squeezy, lionel left, leaving chun wee n zongting both dere.

the exciting part...

suddenly, chun wee's allergic nose pick up some smell, the smell of chemicals.

" you would not believe your eyes ~ if ten millions fireflies ~
   lit up the dancefloor as i turn my head ~ "

have u guys guess it ??!! yep, zongting, kong kam as usual broke the lightstick n it splash all over the dancefloor n kena those in front of him!!

victims: he himself( a bit on his hands) and 2 other girls(arms n a bit on shirt)
MEGA victim: the guy in front of him( wearing the latest trendiest glowing shirt, pants n shoe)

zongting now was fking scared, he tot ' gg.. sure kena pong liao..' , he quickly took out his kiam chai tissue and spam all to let them wipe off.

the guy took his phone out n start msging, ( zongting's mind: siao liao.. jio frens come le..)

mayb because of e tissue, the guy say nvm, bt i tink is coz got girls beside he wan show some gentlemanship. haha.

aft tt, he quickly pao lu(zhao lor) n kept avoiding tt grp of pple. haha

he also left the lightstick on the floor causing some later incidents. just planted the SEED OF KARMA !!


rare post by:
c.wEE ~ 我不再做某某某 要你记住我 !!


Sunday, March 28, 2010

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Sunday, March 14, 2010

HEY, HEY LUZHU-!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0YI9A_cPIs