TZC's Movie Review: Love and Other Drugs

Like most romance shows, this show's most romantic lines comes out at the end. I love these lines. Life would colourless without them. Since i busy soon, instead of reviewing the whole show, let me just show u  2 important paragraphs from the movie.

Brief intro
Girl: v young, v suay. got parkinson's disease stage 1.
Boy: v good at sales, bright future in career

Here it goes.

Para1:

Boy: come on man, its ok. everybody in this world needs someone else to take care of them.
Girl: but im going to need you more than you need me!
Boy: Its ok.
Girl: but i still have many places to go!
Boy: we will still go there! just that i may have to carry you.
Girl: but its not fair to you.. i cant ask you to do this!
Boy: you didn't. :)

The paragraph above is voted more romantic by zfzt (yt bogalan) than what im gonna present to you below. Retarded. Hear this my friends.

Para2:

Boy: Listen. listen, all right? (holds her by the shoulders) ..Somewhere in another dimension, there might be a couple, just like you and me. But the girl is perfectly healthy, and the guy is perfect. They love each other, and they worry about everyday problems like paying the tax, paying the bills. And they love each other happily for the rest of their lives.. But i don't want that! What i want.. is this.. its you and me.
(THE GIRL HAS PARKINSONS)

What the fuck?  I almost stood up and clap in the cinema. If im the girl i will jia to the guy 100 times a day. I duno why they think paragraph 1 is better. Am i the only romantist left in this mad world?

What do you guys think?

                                         "I can be a great lover, but i'm not a good person to be loved"
                                                                               -tanzechuan

ZT appreciation day!

Hihi, its zf again to grow some grass on this ssemi-active blog. Update of a regular outing here. Incidentally, zongting juz passed his 22 yrs old bdae!! woohoo wateva-the fug-cares-man. FYI ur dear zf here dosen't really care about small stuff like bdaes. but since everybody seems to, i'm renaming it zt appreciation day instead, in view of wat he has or has nt done for us. Hence the post title!

     Okeh~! Starting off from the start of the day! First stop was jp, whr me n zc picked out zt's present for him. Juz-so-u-know, zc really put a lot of thought into this prezzie, or rather, a lot of time into thinking. (considering he has atds, i guess he needs more time) But still, hey man, gta congratulate him for his efforts. In the end, chose a earpiece out of the many there tt we tot he would like most. Has a key as cable wrapper!! WOW man. Be-A-U-tiful~. Gotta love it. Anw moving on. Time nw: 1.45. Supposed time of arrival at je mrt : 1.30. Yea by normal standards we are ordy late. So zc camly called zt to ask whr he is. Diaglogue-->
zc:'whr u?'
zt:'bukit batok lor'
zc:'kk bye'.
...yea we are always late tgt, how cool is tt. Being mature adults we dun get angry at all. Tt, or we are simply too used to tardiness after 5 yrs. Point to note: zc called yt too. Didn't pick up= huan lo. Yt is under zt anw. I'll draw the system out for better understanding nxt time.
     After waiting for the fuker yt who finally arrived at 2.10, finally left for bugis to watch movie. Current status:
Present: Zongting, TanZeChuan, Zefeng, Yingtong, Jeremy.
Absent: Chunwee(working)
MIA: Weikang.
due to certain baichi reasons due to certain baichi ppl (specifically, 2, including wk), weikang has left the group for the time being until further notice. Weikang if u c this pls email ur interest in further activities to jeretardedkids@gmail.com. The jury will decide ur fate for u.
Did i mention? We're watching Love, Sex n Other drugs. The bdae boy wanted to watch this. Said this kinda romance show is gd for us, for wateva resaons better left unkown. Overall its was a o-k. A lot of sex. Wasn't properly directed tho. Gd ending. Advise by Dr. Tan: Dun watch with ur gf/potential gf. She will develop unnecesary high expectations of wat boyfriends shld be like. Would u be able to handle a gf with some shit disease like Parkinsons?
      Further plans: Dinner at Lets Sweets Buffet. Google it if u dun know it. We had spare time tho. Bo bian. Forced to ARCADE. Due to yt's sudden passion at fishing, we decided to accompany him for awa. Nt gna describe the experience. In short, yt couldnt reap his daily profits due to some indian kio-ing his fishes, and zt got dulan of it after failing to win much. Nt as easy as it looks.
      Woohoo, buffet lo! Went to tt restaurant. Looks nice enuf, albeit small. Cock thing is, got timer of 80 minutes. Still decided to stick to plan. Initial stage--->
Zf: 'Wah! So many pasta! LIKE'
Jem: 'Looks ok, i ok'
Yt: 'ok lor, since u all want. lan lan'
Zc: 'Gg man i think we gonna regret this. Nvm juz try once.'
Zt: 'Just try la. Quite ok ma!'

Cool? after 15 mins. after testing the desserts-->
ZF: 'ok la, i really like pizzas, still ok for me'
Jem: 'i oso still ok'
Yt: ' i sian liao. Nt eating anymore. No meat no shit.' (LOL)
Zc: 'Gg leh. Nth to eat 1! Desserts oso nth special. Fug liao la.'
Zt: 'U all oso haven finish trying everything! Still got blah blah blah wat!'

And even later on...
Zf: '....'
Jem: 'ppl ask me come i still will consider lor'
Yt: 'Suk cok place. i give ranking. No. 1 food is the mushroom pasta. 2nd is this white rice. 3rd? MIRANDA orange juice.'
Zc: 'Stupid place. Nvr again. Terrorist eat this cfm bomb the whole shit place down.'
Zt:' 吐然好想你~. Fug i think the timer is countdown to salvation. Ggmax.‘

... u get the general idea. overall the place just sucked. Limited variey, desserts nth special. Zc says this place automatically takes the btm ranking in all the buffet places we hav went so far. N tts saying a lot, since we've really tried a lot. I think the others would tend to agree. Quit ba. Nxt stop, Jurong East, bawian yu yuan mian. To meet the reluctant cw, who just got dismissed from work.
     Purpose was juz to chill around. Couldn't really take much more food in anymore. Since zt's bdae, core members muz all at least meet oso. Cw heng he didn't become the buffet oso. if nt he cfm complain MAX. Updated him of wat happened, being a bastard he really laughed it out lol.Which was when we decided to present zt's present oso. Ta-da! i think he liked it. Surprise, surprise. Talked more. Nua more. Took pictures with cw inside. Tts it! end of another outing. Hoped u had a happy bdae, Zongting. I'm sure u'll enjoy many more to come, with or without us. Bye for nw!

By ur dearest, but not sincerest,
ZeFeng, aka On.

A moment like this.

A moment like this, good for me and you.

Dota tips 101

Been a while since jekids posted anything. Either too busy/lazy. Pick1. Anw today's post is about a lame game we've been playing for too long --- dota.

HOW TO RUN FROM JUGG

Ok basically juz capss-d tt 4 explosiveness. Wat is this about, u mite ask? Its about teaching brainless idiots who play games w/o thinking how to run away from jugg's bladfufy or ts's diabolic edict, n survive. Typical noobs juz run straight n die. Free lessons for u suckas.

THEORY:

First lets look at how a jugg with any experience chases any1 down with bladefury;

Simple; juz rite-clicks the spot in front of the enemy. Lets say u n him both have the same movement speed. How to outrun him? The obvious solution, of cos is to FAKE. Fake the bastard into running a different direction!! Simply running in a diff direction from ur intial course will hav an effect. However, in order to achieve more out of a 1-time fake, 1 hav to turn 90 degrees or more (logic).  How this sucks is tt u mite hav to run away from ur tower/allies, also if the jugg is alert  he mite catch u anw. Any better solution?

.....u got it. Double fake

Lets begin again. Action 1:

Faded arrows show intial course, Solid shows new dirction u're gonna run in. First step is to produce a mini fake. No need to change too much in direction. Jugg will get ruffled a bit, thn try to adjust his own direction. WAIT FOR HIM TO REACT TO UR MINI FAKE. After tt is whn u produce ur second fake

 Action 2:

Red arrow is the direction jugg tries to go in; he tries to catch up to u again. Nw u run in a direction change of a larger angle! Average human reaction speed is 0.13s. Tt number times 2, +most juggs dun expect a 2nd fake, should ensure ur safety.

 

Above sis end result u should be trying to achieve.

Tts it boys. Cut short a lot, Long enuf post ordy. Further details contact jekids here. All current/ex-dotapros here.

Oh btw dun attempt this on heroes like cg. Pointless. Should be obvious y. Esp if its a wcg cg aka me.

By: Prof zf. Logic is part of life.

K session!

Cover ur ears coz JE KIDS ARE HERE ! featuring TZC!

Courtesy of SDQ,

we found our preciously funny pictures taken by SDQ

 

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HEY HEY HEY !!!

UPDATE ON THE NEWEST AND THE MOST IN KONG KAM MAX THING !!!

chun wee, lionel n zongting was both dancing on the dancefloor, was very squeezy.

the dj was throwing free lightsticks to the crowd n we manage to get hold of a few.

we crack the lightstick. it starts to glow n we were dancing wif it =)

some time later, coz dancefloor becoming overwhelming squeezy, lionel left, leaving chun wee n zongting both dere.

the exciting part...

suddenly, chun wee's allergic nose pick up some smell, the smell of chemicals.

" you would not believe your eyes ~ if ten millions fireflies ~

   lit up the dancefloor as i turn my head ~ "

have u guys guess it ??!! yep, zongting, kong kam as usual broke the lightstick n it splash all over the dancefloor n kena those in front of him!!

victims: he himself( a bit on his hands) and 2 other girls(arms n a bit on shirt)

MEGA victim: the guy in front of him( wearing the latest trendiest glowing shirt, pants n shoe)

zongting now was fking scared, he tot ' gg.. sure kena pong liao..' , he quickly took out his kiam chai tissue and spam all to let them wipe off.

the guy took his phone out n start msging, ( zongting's mind: siao liao.. jio frens come le..)

mayb because of e tissue, the guy say nvm, bt i tink is coz got girls beside he wan show some gentlemanship. haha.

aft tt, he quickly pao lu(zhao lor) n kept avoiding tt grp of pple. haha

he also left the lightstick on the floor causing some later incidents. just planted the SEED OF KARMA !!

rare post by:

c.wEE ~ 我不再做某某某 要你记住我 !!

let us all gx zf....

Best Song~!