On Jan 30th 1150pm, i think i finally realise how tu and negative is wasting me. HONGAN.
“We say we waste time, but that is impossible. We waste ourselves.”
-tanzechuan
Monday, January 31, 2011
Sunday, January 30, 2011
United we ...
Today when we were going home from town, it started raining so heavily that there was no way we could walk to the mrt station. Its omg 11pm already. Cant tu liao. We decided to take the bus instead. But what bus? All take individual bus home or take one bus together towards je? cck?
The first bus that came was 105 which goes to je. Je is the central ma. We take bus go je then separate just nice. But cw unfriendlyly refused. Bus ran away while we were confused.
Zt has a idea. Why not we take 190 to cck tgt then go home from there? Where got toegether take bus go cck one. Not central leh.
Bus No. 5 comes.
Zf (calm) : want ornot? the bus goes to tiong bahru
Zt: HAR? for what?
Yt: ??
Cw: Gam lan??
Jem: (nothing)
Tzc: AAAAARRRRH SANG LA SANG LA
(leaps onto the bus)
Cw: wtf?? AAARH ZOU LA
(all went up the bus, took mrt from tiong bahru home tgt)
LOL. Divided we stand. United we are retards.
"The time is now"
-tanzechuan
Sunday, January 23, 2011
Jacinta pls come in...
"I can be a great lover, but i'm not a good person to be loved"
-tanzechuan
Jac, if you see this you will understand why he chose to leave.
Thongs, the enlightened monk.
-tanzechuan
Jac, if you see this you will understand why he chose to leave.
Thongs, the enlightened monk.
BOOKFEST goes out to shopping~!
Readers are in luck. Zf got time, Zf writes blog. Lol. This time its an outing with bookfest popular members! Popular, as in the bookstore called 'popular' ah. Tengyao sharlene if u 2 were so thickskinned and thought for a moment there tt i was saying u doods are pop.... well good 4 u! In this today's society it is better to be thickskinned than not. (Yea i'm gonna assume u 2 mite be reading this) To begin from scratch! This time we going bugis. (argh). to shop. (argh argh) Yea i dun like bugis cos we'v been there too many times and i dun like shopping either cos imma normal guy. Wat to do? Juz folo.
After the usual kps about lateness, at long last all je-nearbys gathered liao. Current status --->
Present (At je mrt): Zefeng, Zongting, Yingtong, Chunwee, Tengyao.
Present (smwhr along the other end of singapore...?) : Sharlene.
Absent: NIL
Mite-be-coming: Jeremy, TanZeChuan
In the end sharlene managed to reach earlier thn us altho she came out very late. No thnx to chunwee. Gogo bugis street. Wah DAMN crowed. ESPECIALLY the traffic light middle-part there. Tard dammnnn long. Like slime in a funnel. So we had to gleefully wait to c if any smartasses got knocked down by cars after jumping the railings to cross the road. Squeeze squeeze squeeze. Elbow elbow elbow. Finaly got thru. Fashion police chunwee-zongting-sharlene begins to find clothes for a makeover for tengyao.
So, much delibration happened with shirts n T-shirts n berms n watnots. Quite some nice stuff around there as usual. Btw jeremy reached around this point. Couldn't stay with us long due to commonwealth commitments tho... oh well. Saw a shiny jacket! N a not-too-thick jacket! N hooded shirts! N checkered pants! Wow-wee~. But no money so really hav to consider first b4 making any purchase. Shopping helps us get to know the sense of style of the newcomers.
Enters TanZeChuan from sexshop after much tu-ing on his own. I mean we waited for him outside sexshop. At this point sharlene decided she wanted to walk a 2nd round. Being questionable jegentlemen, decided to folo her thru. (though yt-zc-jem-me wandered off soon enuf-- yt took a liking to a monk/lama bag. remorse/enlightenment?) At this point a meaningless converstaion took place---->
Tzc: 'wei bugis got a lot magic shops leh! later we go take a look leh!'
Zf: 'Huh? got meh? i didn't even know sia'
...He thn proceeded confidently to assure me he's rite. Just to cfm tho, --->
Tzc: 'Oi Chunwee! u know this place the magic shops are at whr not?'
Cw: 'Smlj? Got meh? Y i nvr c b4'
Tzc:' Got lah! wah lao last time i young i come always c 1 leh! jus tt forget whr'
...i think he's slightly unsettled now tho. Proceeded on to question yt--->
Tzc:' Yt! bugis street got magic shop right?'
Yt: 'yea, have!'
...momentarily midly surprised....
Yt: 'Have GE PI.'
LOL. cock. much argument took place. Since we had the time we decided to check it out anw. walk thru 2nd floor. like maze lidat, seems to hav became bigger since they renovated. Got a lot ladies stuff, but nvr c magic stuff. So, with much dread/anticipation, we proceeded to the 3rd floor...
RENOVATING.
=Ownd.
=Too bad zc. Better luck nxt time.
Ok dinner time liaoz. But jem had to leave tho, he's running late. He's slightly more responsible thn us afterall. Bye jem. So we started to discuss wat to hav for dinner. Wah got ppl suggest steamboat i damn high sia. But with cw around, and the just lets-sweets-buffeted gang, future was bleak. Went for zhi char in the end. 7 of us managed to just fit into 1 table. Point to note: a random leaf from a random tree decided to fall in the curry about this time. The folo-ing ppl saw it first.
Tzc-cw-ty-zf: '!!! *points* *wails* *bascially makes big fuss but didn't remove leaf* '
Commotion dies down after awa.
Every1 stares at leaf in curry.
Zf tries to remove with chopstick.
Cw mangaed to clear it with spoon.
Every1 stares at leaf on table.
Tzc: 'Wah did u c? The leaf juz suddenly dropped leh! Straight down 1! Nvr sway in the air like u know? (tries to gestures with hands)'
Zf: 'Lol! mayb some birdshit hit the leaf thn drop 1? Joke.'
Sharlene pulls long face. Cw notices.
Cw: 'Yea. Or myab spider eggs. Or caterpillars. These spots on the leaf are suspicious.'
Sharlene disgusted.
Cw: 'Come to think of it. Actually this another leaf *points* was already in the curry for quite some time...?'
AND SHARLENE STARTS SCREAMING N CHUNWEE N TENGYAO WAS LAUGHING OFF AND EVERY1 WAS STARING AT US SO ZONGTING TRIED TO CHOKE SHARLENE'S MOUTH WITH DIRTY NAPKINS and yt was still eyedropping his eyes N ZC WAS SHOUTING 'ZTT NNNNOOOOOOOOO.......'
Wouldn't tt be cool if tt happened?
Wandered around the area after tt. Zt sponsored us the air hockey gameat arcade! whoohoo zt u rock. u'll rock more if u give out free things more often :D. Left soon enuf tho cos sharlene muz zhao soon.Minor cock-up happened here tho. Tzc had to top up ezlink, n zt-sharlene juz proceeded on. By the time we reached the btm platfom, sharlene nvr to be seen again liao. Conveyed her byes thru zt for us. Nvm small matter. Really too bad she stay at simei. Rest of us took train tgt bak je, whr tengyao perform his many weird stunts for us. Rmb the saying, 'it takes 2 hands to clap?' well, he proved it wrong. Totally weird lol.
Had to part soon enuf. As tzc once said, 'Time dun folo man'. Got hi-s means got bye-s. Of cos we had to part at the respective mrt stations. Jekids disbands for nw, we will b bak again.
From ur dearest, but not sincerest,
Zefeng a.k.a On.
After the usual kps about lateness, at long last all je-nearbys gathered liao. Current status --->
Present (At je mrt): Zefeng, Zongting, Yingtong, Chunwee, Tengyao.
Present (smwhr along the other end of singapore...?) : Sharlene.
Absent: NIL
Mite-be-coming: Jeremy, TanZeChuan
In the end sharlene managed to reach earlier thn us altho she came out very late. No thnx to chunwee. Gogo bugis street. Wah DAMN crowed. ESPECIALLY the traffic light middle-part there. Tard dammnnn long. Like slime in a funnel. So we had to gleefully wait to c if any smartasses got knocked down by cars after jumping the railings to cross the road. Squeeze squeeze squeeze. Elbow elbow elbow. Finaly got thru. Fashion police chunwee-zongting-sharlene begins to find clothes for a makeover for tengyao.
So, much delibration happened with shirts n T-shirts n berms n watnots. Quite some nice stuff around there as usual. Btw jeremy reached around this point. Couldn't stay with us long due to commonwealth commitments tho... oh well. Saw a shiny jacket! N a not-too-thick jacket! N hooded shirts! N checkered pants! Wow-wee~. But no money so really hav to consider first b4 making any purchase. Shopping helps us get to know the sense of style of the newcomers.
Enters TanZeChuan from sexshop after much tu-ing on his own. I mean we waited for him outside sexshop. At this point sharlene decided she wanted to walk a 2nd round. Being questionable jegentlemen, decided to folo her thru. (though yt-zc-jem-me wandered off soon enuf-- yt took a liking to a monk/lama bag. remorse/enlightenment?) At this point a meaningless converstaion took place---->
Tzc: 'wei bugis got a lot magic shops leh! later we go take a look leh!'
Zf: 'Huh? got meh? i didn't even know sia'
...He thn proceeded confidently to assure me he's rite. Just to cfm tho, --->
Tzc: 'Oi Chunwee! u know this place the magic shops are at whr not?'
Cw: 'Smlj? Got meh? Y i nvr c b4'
Tzc:' Got lah! wah lao last time i young i come always c 1 leh! jus tt forget whr'
...i think he's slightly unsettled now tho. Proceeded on to question yt--->
Tzc:' Yt! bugis street got magic shop right?'
Yt: 'yea, have!'
...momentarily midly surprised....
Yt: 'Have GE PI.'
LOL. cock. much argument took place. Since we had the time we decided to check it out anw. walk thru 2nd floor. like maze lidat, seems to hav became bigger since they renovated. Got a lot ladies stuff, but nvr c magic stuff. So, with much dread/anticipation, we proceeded to the 3rd floor...
RENOVATING.
=Ownd.
=Too bad zc. Better luck nxt time.
Ok dinner time liaoz. But jem had to leave tho, he's running late. He's slightly more responsible thn us afterall. Bye jem. So we started to discuss wat to hav for dinner. Wah got ppl suggest steamboat i damn high sia. But with cw around, and the just lets-sweets-buffeted gang, future was bleak. Went for zhi char in the end. 7 of us managed to just fit into 1 table. Point to note: a random leaf from a random tree decided to fall in the curry about this time. The folo-ing ppl saw it first.
Tzc-cw-ty-zf: '!!! *points* *wails* *bascially makes big fuss but didn't remove leaf* '
Commotion dies down after awa.
Every1 stares at leaf in curry.
Zf tries to remove with chopstick.
Cw mangaed to clear it with spoon.
Every1 stares at leaf on table.
Tzc: 'Wah did u c? The leaf juz suddenly dropped leh! Straight down 1! Nvr sway in the air like u know? (tries to gestures with hands)'
Zf: 'Lol! mayb some birdshit hit the leaf thn drop 1? Joke.'
Sharlene pulls long face. Cw notices.
Cw: 'Yea. Or myab spider eggs. Or caterpillars. These spots on the leaf are suspicious.'
Sharlene disgusted.
Cw: 'Come to think of it. Actually this another leaf *points* was already in the curry for quite some time...?'
AND SHARLENE STARTS SCREAMING N CHUNWEE N TENGYAO WAS LAUGHING OFF AND EVERY1 WAS STARING AT US SO ZONGTING TRIED TO CHOKE SHARLENE'S MOUTH WITH DIRTY NAPKINS and yt was still eyedropping his eyes N ZC WAS SHOUTING 'ZTT NNNNOOOOOOOOO.......'
Wouldn't tt be cool if tt happened?
Wandered around the area after tt. Zt sponsored us the air hockey gameat arcade! whoohoo zt u rock. u'll rock more if u give out free things more often :D. Left soon enuf tho cos sharlene muz zhao soon.Minor cock-up happened here tho. Tzc had to top up ezlink, n zt-sharlene juz proceeded on. By the time we reached the btm platfom, sharlene nvr to be seen again liao. Conveyed her byes thru zt for us. Nvm small matter. Really too bad she stay at simei. Rest of us took train tgt bak je, whr tengyao perform his many weird stunts for us. Rmb the saying, 'it takes 2 hands to clap?' well, he proved it wrong. Totally weird lol.
Had to part soon enuf. As tzc once said, 'Time dun folo man'. Got hi-s means got bye-s. Of cos we had to part at the respective mrt stations. Jekids disbands for nw, we will b bak again.
From ur dearest, but not sincerest,
Zefeng a.k.a On.
TZC's Movie Review: Love and Other Drugs
Like most romance shows, this show's most romantic lines comes out at the end. I love these lines. Life would colourless without them. Since i busy soon, instead of reviewing the whole show, let me just show u 2 important paragraphs from the movie.
Brief intro
Girl: v young, v suay. got parkinson's disease stage 1.
Boy: v good at sales, bright future in career
Here it goes.
Para1:
Boy: come on man, its ok. everybody in this world needs someone else to take care of them.
Girl: but im going to need you more than you need me!
Boy: Its ok.
Girl: but i still have many places to go!
Boy: we will still go there! just that i may have to carry you.
Girl: but its not fair to you.. i cant ask you to do this!
Boy: you didn't. :)
The paragraph above is voted more romantic by zfzt (yt bogalan) than what im gonna present to you below. Retarded. Hear this my friends.
Para2:
Boy: Listen. listen, all right? (holds her by the shoulders) ..Somewhere in another dimension, there might be a couple, just like you and me. But the girl is perfectly healthy, and the guy is perfect. They love each other, and they worry about everyday problems like paying the tax, paying the bills. And they love each other happily for the rest of their lives.. But i don't want that! What i want.. is this.. its you and me.
(THE GIRL HAS PARKINSONS)
What the fuck? I almost stood up and clap in the cinema. If im the girl i will jia to the guy 100 times a day. I duno why they think paragraph 1 is better. Am i the only romantist left in this mad world?
What do you guys think?
"I can be a great lover, but i'm not a good person to be loved"
-tanzechuan
Brief intro
Girl: v young, v suay. got parkinson's disease stage 1.
Boy: v good at sales, bright future in career
Here it goes.
Para1:
Boy: come on man, its ok. everybody in this world needs someone else to take care of them.
Girl: but im going to need you more than you need me!
Boy: Its ok.
Girl: but i still have many places to go!
Boy: we will still go there! just that i may have to carry you.
Girl: but its not fair to you.. i cant ask you to do this!
Boy: you didn't. :)
The paragraph above is voted more romantic by zfzt (yt bogalan) than what im gonna present to you below. Retarded. Hear this my friends.
Para2:
Boy: Listen. listen, all right? (holds her by the shoulders) ..Somewhere in another dimension, there might be a couple, just like you and me. But the girl is perfectly healthy, and the guy is perfect. They love each other, and they worry about everyday problems like paying the tax, paying the bills. And they love each other happily for the rest of their lives.. But i don't want that! What i want.. is this.. its you and me.
(THE GIRL HAS PARKINSONS)
What the fuck? I almost stood up and clap in the cinema. If im the girl i will jia to the guy 100 times a day. I duno why they think paragraph 1 is better. Am i the only romantist left in this mad world?
What do you guys think?
"I can be a great lover, but i'm not a good person to be loved"
-tanzechuan
Thursday, January 20, 2011
ZT appreciation day!
Hihi, its zf again to grow some grass on this ssemi-active blog. Update of a regular outing here. Incidentally, zongting juz passed his 22 yrs old bdae!! woohoo wateva-the fug-cares-man. FYI ur dear zf here dosen't really care about small stuff like bdaes. but since everybody seems to, i'm renaming it zt appreciation day instead, in view of wat he has or has nt done for us. Hence the post title!
Okeh~! Starting off from the start of the day! First stop was jp, whr me n zc picked out zt's present for him. Juz-so-u-know, zc really put a lot of thought into this prezzie, or rather, a lot of time into thinking. (considering he has atds, i guess he needs more time) But still, hey man, gta congratulate him for his efforts. In the end, chose a earpiece out of the many there tt we tot he would like most. Has a key as cable wrapper!! WOW man. Be-A-U-tiful~. Gotta love it. Anw moving on. Time nw: 1.45. Supposed time of arrival at je mrt : 1.30. Yea by normal standards we are ordy late. So zc camly called zt to ask whr he is. Diaglogue-->
zc:'whr u?'
zt:'bukit batok lor'
zc:'kk bye'.
...yea we are always late tgt, how cool is tt. Being mature adults we dun get angry at all. Tt, or we are simply too used to tardiness after 5 yrs. Point to note: zc called yt too. Didn't pick up= huan lo. Yt is under zt anw. I'll draw the system out for better understanding nxt time.
After waiting for the fuker yt who finally arrived at 2.10, finally left for bugis to watch movie. Current status:
Present: Zongting, TanZeChuan, Zefeng, Yingtong, Jeremy.
Absent: Chunwee(working)
MIA: Weikang.
due to certain baichi reasons due to certain baichi ppl (specifically, 2, including wk), weikang has left the group for the time being until further notice. Weikang if u c this pls email ur interest in further activities to jeretardedkids@gmail.com. The jury will decide ur fate for u.
Did i mention? We're watching Love, Sex n Other drugs. The bdae boy wanted to watch this. Said this kinda romance show is gd for us, for wateva resaons better left unkown. Overall its was a o-k. A lot of sex. Wasn't properly directed tho. Gd ending. Advise by Dr. Tan: Dun watch with ur gf/potential gf. She will develop unnecesary high expectations of wat boyfriends shld be like. Would u be able to handle a gf with some shit disease like Parkinsons?
Further plans: Dinner at Lets Sweets Buffet. Google it if u dun know it. We had spare time tho. Bo bian. Forced to ARCADE. Due to yt's sudden passion at fishing, we decided to accompany him for awa. Nt gna describe the experience. In short, yt couldnt reap his daily profits due to some indian kio-ing his fishes, and zt got dulan of it after failing to win much. Nt as easy as it looks.
Woohoo, buffet lo! Went to tt restaurant. Looks nice enuf, albeit small. Cock thing is, got timer of 80 minutes. Still decided to stick to plan. Initial stage--->
Zf: 'Wah! So many pasta! LIKE'
Jem: 'Looks ok, i ok'
Yt: 'ok lor, since u all want. lan lan'
Zc: 'Gg man i think we gonna regret this. Nvm juz try once.'
Zt: 'Just try la. Quite ok ma!'
Cool? after 15 mins. after testing the desserts-->
ZF: 'ok la, i really like pizzas, still ok for me'
Jem: 'i oso still ok'
Yt: ' i sian liao. Nt eating anymore. No meat no shit.' (LOL)
Zc: 'Gg leh. Nth to eat 1! Desserts oso nth special. Fug liao la.'
Zt: 'U all oso haven finish trying everything! Still got blah blah blah wat!'
And even later on...
Zf: '....'
Jem: 'ppl ask me come i still will consider lor'
Yt: 'Suk cok place. i give ranking. No. 1 food is the mushroom pasta. 2nd is this white rice. 3rd? MIRANDA orange juice.'
Zc: 'Stupid place. Nvr again. Terrorist eat this cfm bomb the whole shit place down.'
Zt:' 吐然好想你~. Fug i think the timer is countdown to salvation. Ggmax.‘
... u get the general idea. overall the place just sucked. Limited variey, desserts nth special. Zc says this place automatically takes the btm ranking in all the buffet places we hav went so far. N tts saying a lot, since we've really tried a lot. I think the others would tend to agree. Quit ba. Nxt stop, Jurong East, bawian yu yuan mian. To meet the reluctant cw, who just got dismissed from work.
Purpose was juz to chill around. Couldn't really take much more food in anymore. Since zt's bdae, core members muz all at least meet oso. Cw heng he didn't become the buffet oso. if nt he cfm complain MAX. Updated him of wat happened, being a bastard he really laughed it out lol.Which was when we decided to present zt's present oso. Ta-da! i think he liked it. Surprise, surprise. Talked more. Nua more. Took pictures with cw inside. Tts it! end of another outing. Hoped u had a happy bdae, Zongting. I'm sure u'll enjoy many more to come, with or without us. Bye for nw!
By ur dearest, but not sincerest,
ZeFeng, aka On.
Okeh~! Starting off from the start of the day! First stop was jp, whr me n zc picked out zt's present for him. Juz-so-u-know, zc really put a lot of thought into this prezzie, or rather, a lot of time into thinking. (considering he has atds, i guess he needs more time) But still, hey man, gta congratulate him for his efforts. In the end, chose a earpiece out of the many there tt we tot he would like most. Has a key as cable wrapper!! WOW man. Be-A-U-tiful~. Gotta love it. Anw moving on. Time nw: 1.45. Supposed time of arrival at je mrt : 1.30. Yea by normal standards we are ordy late. So zc camly called zt to ask whr he is. Diaglogue-->
zc:'whr u?'
zt:'bukit batok lor'
zc:'kk bye'.
...yea we are always late tgt, how cool is tt. Being mature adults we dun get angry at all. Tt, or we are simply too used to tardiness after 5 yrs. Point to note: zc called yt too. Didn't pick up= huan lo. Yt is under zt anw. I'll draw the system out for better understanding nxt time.
After waiting for the fuker yt who finally arrived at 2.10, finally left for bugis to watch movie. Current status:
Present: Zongting, TanZeChuan, Zefeng, Yingtong, Jeremy.
Absent: Chunwee(working)
MIA: Weikang.
due to certain baichi reasons due to certain baichi ppl (specifically, 2, including wk), weikang has left the group for the time being until further notice. Weikang if u c this pls email ur interest in further activities to jeretardedkids@gmail.com. The jury will decide ur fate for u.
Did i mention? We're watching Love, Sex n Other drugs. The bdae boy wanted to watch this. Said this kinda romance show is gd for us, for wateva resaons better left unkown. Overall its was a o-k. A lot of sex. Wasn't properly directed tho. Gd ending. Advise by Dr. Tan: Dun watch with ur gf/potential gf. She will develop unnecesary high expectations of wat boyfriends shld be like. Would u be able to handle a gf with some shit disease like Parkinsons?
Further plans: Dinner at Lets Sweets Buffet. Google it if u dun know it. We had spare time tho. Bo bian. Forced to ARCADE. Due to yt's sudden passion at fishing, we decided to accompany him for awa. Nt gna describe the experience. In short, yt couldnt reap his daily profits due to some indian kio-ing his fishes, and zt got dulan of it after failing to win much. Nt as easy as it looks.
Woohoo, buffet lo! Went to tt restaurant. Looks nice enuf, albeit small. Cock thing is, got timer of 80 minutes. Still decided to stick to plan. Initial stage--->
Zf: 'Wah! So many pasta! LIKE'
Jem: 'Looks ok, i ok'
Yt: 'ok lor, since u all want. lan lan'
Zc: 'Gg man i think we gonna regret this. Nvm juz try once.'
Zt: 'Just try la. Quite ok ma!'
Cool? after 15 mins. after testing the desserts-->
ZF: 'ok la, i really like pizzas, still ok for me'
Jem: 'i oso still ok'
Yt: ' i sian liao. Nt eating anymore. No meat no shit.' (LOL)
Zc: 'Gg leh. Nth to eat 1! Desserts oso nth special. Fug liao la.'
Zt: 'U all oso haven finish trying everything! Still got blah blah blah wat!'
And even later on...
Zf: '....'
Jem: 'ppl ask me come i still will consider lor'
Yt: 'Suk cok place. i give ranking. No. 1 food is the mushroom pasta. 2nd is this white rice. 3rd? MIRANDA orange juice.'
Zc: 'Stupid place. Nvr again. Terrorist eat this cfm bomb the whole shit place down.'
Zt:' 吐然好想你~. Fug i think the timer is countdown to salvation. Ggmax.‘
... u get the general idea. overall the place just sucked. Limited variey, desserts nth special. Zc says this place automatically takes the btm ranking in all the buffet places we hav went so far. N tts saying a lot, since we've really tried a lot. I think the others would tend to agree. Quit ba. Nxt stop, Jurong East, bawian yu yuan mian. To meet the reluctant cw, who just got dismissed from work.
Purpose was juz to chill around. Couldn't really take much more food in anymore. Since zt's bdae, core members muz all at least meet oso. Cw heng he didn't become the buffet oso. if nt he cfm complain MAX. Updated him of wat happened, being a bastard he really laughed it out lol.Which was when we decided to present zt's present oso. Ta-da! i think he liked it. Surprise, surprise. Talked more. Nua more. Took pictures with cw inside. Tts it! end of another outing. Hoped u had a happy bdae, Zongting. I'm sure u'll enjoy many more to come, with or without us. Bye for nw!
By ur dearest, but not sincerest,
ZeFeng, aka On.
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